Dr. Love

Just in case you dont read the whole thing, please at least read the last paragraph where I beg you to leave a comment for Dr. Love. And then do it. :)

Fernando has this friend who has appeared on my blog once before. His name is Amore Jr (that's Dr Amore to the ladies). Needless to say, he only had a cameo on my blog and his ego was seriously damaged. He felt that his introduction to my online world was weak and exclusive of some of his best qualities. So here we go - the official introduction.

Amore Jr was born a ramblin man. At an early age he learned how to master the ability to pick up chicks just by lookin cool behind the wheel and givin the ladies his cheshire cool cat smile (cool cat was part of the day to day lingo back in those times so very very long ago). As Amore developed into a man, his hands grew freakishly long and he discovered that the ladies were strangely attracted to them. It was at this point that he started to go to any length to work his hands into a conversation. Needless to say, he now finds it difficult to have conversations without intentionally flailing his hands around to ensure they are noticed. His most blatent way of getting proper placement is by use of numbers. He particularly likes to speak of things in threes so that he can show off three of his falanges all at once.



As a side note, despite his player tendencies, Amore Jr. is a good guy. Ladies, he's single. Also, to continue to boost his ego, it would be really nice if you could leave a comment on this post for him. This is an invitation to everyone to participate (ladies, men, children). Feel free to offer support or words of advice to him. Click "comment" below.